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Harambe is love, Harambe is life ORIGINAL

I was only 9 years old
I loved Harambe so much i had all the merchandise and posters
Every night I pray to Harambe for the evolution I’ve been given
My dad hears me and calls me a furry
He is jealous for my devotion to an ape
He hits me and sends me to go to sleep

My face hurts and I’m crying
I feel a hand that grabs me around bumping my head into the concrete
It’s Harambe
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear: get ur dick out
He grabs me with his powerfull gorilla hands and puts me on my hand and knees
Im ready
I take my dick out for Harambe
He penetrates ma butthole
It hurts so much but i do it for Harambe
I want to please Harambe so i push against him
He roars a gorilla roar
My dad walks in
Harambe looks him straight into the eye and says: dicks out for me
My dad shoots harambe and his dead body falls thru the window
My dick will always be out for Harambe
R.I.D

(Rest In Dick)

One comment

  1. I was only 9 years old, I loved Harambe so much, I had my dick out for him every day, I was swimming and my father told me it was time to go to bed, I told him he didn’t respect gorillas as much as he should, He called me a furry and attempted to drown me, My love for Harambe was so great I survived and he just went home without me. I swam for a few more hours getting wrinkly, I then heard a growl behind me, Scared, I turned around, It was Harambe. Harambe whispered “Don’t be alarmbe, its just Harambe.” He then took me in his grip, and gave me a smile, Then dragged me through the waters with his powerful arms and did the helicopter like he was my dad. He then tightly gripped one of my hands and grinned and looked me in my eyes, and disappeared right in front of me, From that day on, I always wore no underwear, So that my dick was always out for Harambe.

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