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  1. Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, “Elderly Male,” and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, “Large Hoss.” Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.

  2. Hi I’m Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zookeeper, and my friend Cecil the lion. Everything here has a story and a price. One thing i’ve learned after 17 years – you never know WHO is gonna hop over that fence

  3. I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop, I work here with my old man, and my son, Big hoss, everything here has a story, and a price, one thing ive learn after 21 years , you never know what is gonna come through that door

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