Smash Mouth is Guy Fieri

Smash Mouth is a one hit wonder

I read an article online about Smash Mouth, they said it’s just a one hit wonder band. I’m crying now, and my head hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. I feel a warmth coming towards me. It’s Steve Harwell, lead singer of Smash Mouth. I am so happy. Steve takes my phone and checks my Spotify to make sure I only listen to Smash Mouth. My dad walks in and asks what the fuck is Guy Fieri doing in my bedroom. Steve Harwell starts singing so loud my dad head explodes, killing him. Steve looks me straight in the eyes and says “It’s All Star now. Steve leaves flying through my window.

Smash Mouth is love, Smash Mouth is life

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