TONY LIVES!: Tony Story Part V

Be 18
Be workin at a library as fct
Woman comes to return shrek dvd
Coworker tells her she is in the wrong section of the library
That its a kids movie
Be shocked
Go to fct teacher tony to complain about the incident
Tony is shocked
First he thinks im joking
Than he realizes how ignorant some people are
Tony gets mad and transforms into true ogre form
Tony go to district 4 library where im working
And rents the shrek trilogy
Including shrek the third it must be an emmergency
When job time is finished coworker gets out of the library and heads home
As she scents a strong onion smell
A voice says: Formattin time ain’t it, laddeh?
A silhouette appears holding the shrek trilogy with his ogre fist
Its Tony
<Better in than out I always say> says Tony as he sticks the shrek trilogy up coworker’s ass
Coworker is dying of pain
<Does this still look like a kids movie to you, laddeh?>
Coworker screams nooooo and prays for his life
<What is shrek?> Asks tony
<The shrek trilogy is love, the shrek trilogy is life> says my coworker
<Wait a minute, say that again> says tony
<The shrek trilogy is love, the shrek trilogy is life> says my coworker
<Trilogy?> Says tony laughing <WRONG ANSWER>
As he takes Shrek Forever After  dvd out of his sleeve and smacks cowoker to death with the cover
Tony gives me an onion and turns back to human
He says he is proud of my devotion to shrek and whistles so dragon and donkey come to pick us up
We go to his swamp and watch all four shrek movies
Tony is love, Tony is alive
(POST CREDIT SCENE: TONY SEES A BUS FULL OF SOUTHAMERICANS HEADING TO THE THEATRE, A NAUGHTY GRIN GROWS ON HIS FACE)
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